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Llama: Carl! What on earth was all that?
CARL: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Llama: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!
CARL: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Llama: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
CARL: That sounds dangerous.
Llama: You were headbutting children off the ship!
CARL: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Llama: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
CARL: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Llama: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
CARL: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Llama: Caaarl, what are we standing in?
CARL: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Llama: No! I would not believe that!
CARL: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Llama: No.
CARL: Boat nectar?
Llama: No.
CARL: Some of God's tears?
Llama: Tell me the truth Carl.
CARL: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Llama: CAAARL!
CARL: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
Llama: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
CARL: I will not apologize for art.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats?
CARL: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?
CARL: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Llama: CARL!
CARL: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Llama: You are just, terrible today!
CARL: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Llama: That's the sound of people drowning Carl.
CARL: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
CARL: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Llama: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!
CARL: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Llama: Carl, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
CARL: That sounds dangerous.
Llama: You were headbutting children off the ship!
CARL: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Llama: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
CARL: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Llama: Uhh.. Carl why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
CARL: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Llama: Caaarl, what are we standing in?
CARL: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Llama: No! I would not believe that!
CARL: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Llama: No.
CARL: Boat nectar?
Llama: No.
CARL: Some of God's tears?
Llama: Tell me the truth Carl.
CARL: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Llama: CAAARL!
CARL: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
Llama: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
CARL: I will not apologize for art.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats?
CARL: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
Llama: Where are the other lifeboats, Carl?
CARL: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Llama: CARL!
CARL: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Llama: You are just, terrible today!
CARL: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Llama: That's the sound of people drowning Carl.
CARL: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
Paul: Carrrrlll! We're supposed to be on vacation!
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat drag and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
Carl: I don't know about you but I am having a wonderful time here..
Paul: You toppled the South American government Carl!
Carl: The people have spoken. Viva Le Resistance!
Paul: You pushed the Resistance leader into a giant fan.
Carl: He was a traitor and a scoundrel.
Paul: He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan..
*kick*
Carl: Oh! That was a foot! I appear to have swallowed an entire person!
Paul: That would be the hotel bartender
Carl: Well that explains why my Mojito is taking so long!
Paul: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake!
Carl: Wow that sounds pretty awesome!
Paul: I can't go anywhere with you Carl!
Carl: That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong.
Paul: I wanna go home. We're leaving..
Carl: In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat
Paul: Wha...What?
Carl: Well Im building a meat drag and not just any meat will do.
Paul: You know what? Forget it...Im not even shocked anymore.
Carl: Awww...thats no fun.
Paul: This has become the norm for you Carl!
Carl: I'll have to try harder next time.
Paul: Please don't!
Carl: I feel like I've been issued a challenge
Paul: Carrrrrlllll!
Carl: It's too late now...you...
Paul: You?
Carl: I totally don't remember your name
Paul: We've known each other for three years Carl!
Carl: ...and what an impression you've made...
Paul: My name is Paul.
Carl: What?
Paul: I said my name is Paul.
Carl: Oh....I thought you were a woman...
Paul: Why would you think that?
Carl: Mostly the hat. Are you sure?
Paul: Of course I'm sure.
Carl: Well...if you'll excuse me...I have some pictures to delete from my computer...
Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here?
Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo?
Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this!
Llama: Explained what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people..that is..that is my least favourite thing to do..
Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs..
Llama: Okay?
Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room...
Llama: Yes..?
Carl: Reading a book..
Llama: Go on...
Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in...
Llama: Okay?
Carl: So I went up to him..
Llama: Yes...
Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!!
Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that.
Llama: How could you not know that!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
Llama: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What's that?
Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.
Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!!
Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
Llama: Why on earth would you do that?
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break!
Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!!
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Llama: Caaarl!
Carl: That only hands could satisfy!
Llama: What is wrong with you Carl!
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things!
Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here?
Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo?
Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this!
Llama: Explained what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen him before in my life!
Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people..that is..that is my least favourite thing to do..
Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs..
Llama: Okay?
Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room...
Llama: Yes..?
Carl: Reading a book..
Llama: Go on...
Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in...
Llama: Okay?
Carl: So I went up to him..
Llama: Yes...
Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!!
Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that.
Llama: How could you not know that!
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
Llama: What happened to his hands?
Carl: What's that?
Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing?
Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.
Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!!
Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands...
Llama: Why on earth would you do that?
Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break!
Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!!
Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Llama: Caaarl!
Carl: That only hands could satisfy!
Llama: What is wrong with you Carl!
Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two things!
Paul: Carl you've tracked mud all over the carpet.
Carl: Now that right there is a mess!
Paul: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Carl!
Carl: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning!
Paul: Those are clearly your hoof prints Carl!
Carl: Then there is an impostor on the loose!
Paul: They lead directly to you!
Carl: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom!
Paul: Carl, stop avoid--
BOOM
CARLL!!
Carl: Happy Birthday!
Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?!
Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Paul: You've gone to far this time, Carl!
Carl: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city.
Paul: How did you even do this?
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust!
Paul: CARL.
Carl: I ripped a tag off a mattress!
Paul: This isn't funny, Carl!
Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded!
Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this!
Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now!
Paul: But why!
Carl: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
Paul: That isn't friendship Carl, that's sick!
Carl: Well then your probably not going to like your birthday decoration!
Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh!
Carl: SURPRISE!
PAul: Ah oh uh no ah uh!
Carl: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication.
Paul: This awful Carl!
Carl: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as i pictured it in my head.
Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me!
Carl: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Paul: Ya think, Carl?!
Carl: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
Paul: But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this is a good idea?
Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Paul: Oh...
Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Carl: Now that right there is a mess!
Paul: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Carl!
Carl: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning!
Paul: Those are clearly your hoof prints Carl!
Carl: Then there is an impostor on the loose!
Paul: They lead directly to you!
Carl: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom!
Paul: Carl, stop avoid--
BOOM
CARLL!!
Carl: Happy Birthday!
Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?!
Carl: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Paul: You've gone to far this time, Carl!
Carl: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city.
Paul: How did you even do this?
Carl: A dollop of fairy dust!
Paul: CARL.
Carl: I ripped a tag off a mattress!
Paul: This isn't funny, Carl!
Carl: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded!
Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this!
Carl: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now!
Paul: But why!
Carl: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
Paul: That isn't friendship Carl, that's sick!
Carl: Well then your probably not going to like your birthday decoration!
Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh!
Carl: SURPRISE!
PAul: Ah oh uh no ah uh!
Carl: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication.
Paul: This awful Carl!
Carl: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as i pictured it in my head.
Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me!
Carl: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Paul: Ya think, Carl?!
Carl: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
Paul: But that isn't the problem, Carl! Why would you think any of this is a good idea?
Carl: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Paul: Oh...
Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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